Spam is a joy:

"Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today"

And I thought she was just an attention-seeking bimbo.

Vacation rocketh, and in biblical proportions. Just got back from three weeks in the U.S., getting my yearly ration of Maine lobster and microbrewed beer (the former does not exist in France, and nothing I have found in a French supermarket equals the latter).

More thoughts on travel, life, children, and awesome museums to come.